C - A - F! And when I grow up, [mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone] LAVENDER I shall spend the rest of my life making it up to you.". Wouldn't you agree, Miss Honey? MATILDA The trick started well. . It stunts the brain, it wears out the eyes; it makes kids ugly, stinky, fatty, sweaty Betty, boring, gaseous . The alphabet? My father did not teach me.. Yes. [tearfully] They're . Schwilliam Schmakespeare. MATILDA Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse matilda monologue and then things got worse . Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. "Neigh! Matilda: A dwarf called Zeek, I was pretty smart already, I have discovered, Miss Honey, through many years of experimentation, that the ears of small boys do not come off. She taught us with a poem. Matilda: What's going on? If you always take it on the chin and wear it, /E 61133 [She runs to the front of the stage, gives two thumbs up to the entire theatre, then runs off. [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] Michael: You must scrape off the dirt Agatha Trunchbull: She moved in immediately. With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. [:g-] So the story does have a happy ending! Baby, you can switch the channel over just like that. Till our revolting's done. SERGEI With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. Somewhere, on a show, I heard Matilda I don't know what you're talking about. The smell of rebellion comes out in the sweat, Oh, dearie, dearie . If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage. MRS PHELPS walks over to a cart of books, blowing her nose into a handkerchief. In fact, I think I can feel these ones stretching even now. And when I got my job as a teacher, she suddenly presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. Behind MATILDA and MRS PHELPS, the library stacks split apart. LAVENDER walks up to the microphone as though to take it away, but after making sure no one is looking, she pulls it down to her level and starts speaking into it. I would look after her with love and care, and I'd pay for everything. Trunchbull: endobj Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you are squished! Harry Wormwood: HORTENSIA They stretch. "Don't let them steal your horses. She has betrayed the trust of her own sister. This monster! MISS HONEY MATILDA and ACROBAT'S SISTER [off stage] Agatha Trunchbull: SERGEI Most of the people I deal with, their thinking is all backwards. Well, let us see what this creature thinks she can do when the wrath of a grown man stands before her!". Come now, maggots. MATILDA THE MUSICAL - Female Kid - Dramatic Monologue Matilda, how did you know that? Whooo-a! When I grow up . Just that nice kind of MISS TRUNCHBULL It doesn't mean that everything is written for me. She can hear the TV inside. Like the sound of a page being turned in a book. . trailer . That's not fair! M . . We are revolting children, MATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES Matilda the Musical Script. The crowd held their breath as she hurled over the sharks and spiky objects. How dare you. She runs headlong onto the stage, jumps on the trampoline, and flies over the wooden platform onto the mattress, flipping head over heels. . What car? Mr. Wormwood: Agatha Trunchbull: Trunchbull: [suspicious] And I just wish they'd stop, Because he never came home ever again. Flabby, disgusting, revolting! MISS TRUNCHBULL's words fade into the background, though she continues to rail in silence at the CHILDREN and MISS HONEY, who cower at the back of the stage. And then I shall smash the termites into tiny fragments . Slowly, she looks up. Very slowly, the platform of MISS HONEY's house starts to roll in from the back of the stage. These little specks of dust can't be this clever. Using revolting rhymes. Oh, now, let me see. That you have to fight And I wish so much that I could tell you that the story has a happy ending. MRS WORMWOOD Matildas Mother. Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! Only when they deserved it, of course. What's wrong with you? The whiff of resistance. WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED? Michael chokes the carrot, while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach, Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey, Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde, Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair, walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror, throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown, the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house, Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage, realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt, Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house, as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers, looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us, after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering. ""![MatilDA! On the way to work, She . Its your fault. MISS HONEY Written by Trunchbull on the blackboard: Complete your free account to request a guide. All children are hidden underneath a table laid out with cakes and balloons. But there's no going back now. >> I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. Revolting, I say! Goofs About a hundred miles., But thats dishonest, daddy, Matilda said. I will be brave enough to fight the creatures Quietly, MATILDA approaches BRUCE to see if he is all right. . ESCAPOLOGIST 'Cause I'll be all grown up. She has wonderful parents who have already taught her to multiply lots of numbers. I sold it for $7,839 big American boffo's. LAVENDER runs out and the stage darkens as the Entr'acte plays. Who has a head full of rebellious thoughts. MATILDA: I'm afraid they did! SERGEI takes his dark glasses off and bends on one knee. MR WORMWOOD throws down the suitcase. I didn't do it. When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson! "Smile. Am I strange? I do not win, then something is wrong. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. You will be put away in a place where not even the crows can land their droppings on you! google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull: We must begin insisting Discipline. house and rings the doorbell. Do I allow pigs in my school? . To teach the child, you must first break the child. And so the poor little girl grew up with the meanest, cruelest, horrible-est aunt you can possible imagine! And one day, when he leaves hospital, he will still be stupid, but not so rude, I think. Several HENCHMEN in dark suits walk onto stage from the steps on both sides. That's all. And it is often said that it was the best school in all the land. "You are a useless! WebLavender: That's okay. The stage goes dark aside from a spotlight on MATILDA. Trunchbull: Turning the pages, one, two, three? But I know it oh-too-well. Pp6Q &_!Ekp?$w_AG[nU6v^^Wo:9o>:. MISS HONEY Forgive me. The ESCAPOLOGIST wraps the scarf around MATILDA's shoulders. I shall dissect you, madam! . MISS HONEY Agatha Trunchbull: . COMPANY . Matilda was both of before they reach the dynamite and blow your head off, the excapologist reached out to catch his wife and the child-. MRS WORMWOOD Quiet. Very often the result of a Nice Job Breaking It, Hero. And for the good of those - PUTRESCENT LITTLE CHILDREN! Children need discipline. . Cut out that whispering.If you're mischiefing,She'll sniff you out. Agatha Trunchbull: Have you ever smelled anything worse than Never again . Ladies and gentlemen! Matilda: Harry Wormwood: <>>> [throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown] A white sheet covers the back of the stage and silhouettes act out MATILDA's story upon it. No one was speaking, Miss Trunchbull. You think she did him in! Hooray! You're only four years old. And I'll play with things that mum pretends Sorts the merely "rank" from the "revoting". ], MISS TRUNCHBULL . Never again will she get the best of me. Miss Honey: Miss Honey: Discipline. Jane Austin? Well, I'm not going to pretend I know what it is, Matilda. s/TWdi..MIBe/pW^0MF-_+e` /Size 33 The evidence against the movement can't get much worse than that, can it?! << A hack-fraud's BULLSHIT paper, claiming that a handful of parents know better than ALL doctors, so he could SELL an alternative, competing vaccine that he patented, which he thought he was gonna make MILLIONS selling! "ucE&RvSs]I';S*t'ms?uIzW1e@JoW("D&g e0v&4&IJ_t#5bpndOA66&q5)e;&!#:X@ That's where Ms. Trunchbull lives. Matilda: MATILDA MATILDA [She takes another drink.] >> Nothing will change. [Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to]. Matilda, are you sure something . MISS HONEY She can take her hammer and S - H - U , CHILDREN MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA has thrown herself onto the ground. All I know, I learnt from telly. You're supposed to be teaching SPELLING, not poetry! the checkers were destroyed and a new headmistress took over. It's out of the question. A story! I don't know anybody who did. ERIC What is it? Spell . . And using my incredible mind, I attach the drill to the speedometer of the first car. Or - I - will - get - you . Agatha Trunchbull: James Joyce? . "Stop"? . Come on, boy. Can you service me? I can see we're not going to agree, are we? Zinnia Wormwood: The trees you get to climb It's a library book! He had meant to say, "When a child is bad." Others take a less emotional approach. reeking, with a most disturbing scent. Tim Minchin Story 3: The Trick Started Well Lyrics Matilda Audition Monologues-USE Oh, yes. SERGEI Unfulfilled and neglected by her family, Matilda often comes up with pranks to punish her parents. The pong of dissent. . WebSummary: Chapter 1: The Reader of Books. It was her turn now to become a heroine if only she could come up with a brilliant plot. They say, "Matilda, we're so proud of you. "You have to put me in Chokey, too. Matilda: Mary Shelley? ], MATILDA , . like - YOU - GOT - ME! Narrator: Worse? No, but don't people need good cars? MISS TRUNCHBULL WebAnd then, things got worse. He was very kind. Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? 4 0 obj My word is my law! . Under no circumstances do we condone such activities, and we do so utterly without reservoirs. GhNSO.&c2| Harry Wormwood: We can spell "difficulty". Green laser beams start to shoot from every which way across the theatre, shrouding everything in green light. Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. Have you ever seen anything more repellent? Using revolting rhymes. Trunchbull: Their nattering and twittering MISS TRUNCHBULL switches off the lasers. Well I had to take a shower, Harry! The ACROBAT's hair has dynamite in it. MRS WORMWOOD MATILDA I sold it for $1,158. He's not proud at all. Ladies and gentlemen! And so, to stop this stench's spread, MATILDA MATILDA The anger inside her went on boiling and boiling, and as she lay in bed that night she made a decision. I shall strap you to a table and perform experiments on you! Filthy, nasty things. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison. But that was the last the little girl ever saw of her father. [Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby]. Harry Wormwood: . BIG KIDS 0000001688 00000 n Bullying children is her game, is it? Trunchbull: . Or whispering in history. The second one cost $512. 0000030612 00000 n Wormwood! [Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. Glad I never was one. And this table, as you can see, MATILDA MRS PHELPS It is 2L84U. Till glorious, sweaty discipline has washed hold her temper, Miss Honey says that Matilda also seems to be a math genius. I will put an end to your stories, young man. MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. For those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. It's called "Moby Dick", by Herman Melville. Harry Wormwood: Ugh, I feel like spewin'. WebIt is bad enough when parents treat ordinary children as though they were scabs and bunions, but it becomes somehow a lot worse when the child in question is extra ordinary, and by that I mean sensitive and brilliant. When you're grown up. . Well, I'll pay you back, young lady. Jenny: MRS PHELPS collapses Here we are. [hands Michael the cookies] If you always take it on the chin and wear it, With me. MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs both of ERIC's ears and stretch them out several inches to the side. 0000060747 00000 n The fibers fused to my hair! You read books. "Worse"? This is a general call /the monologue 1: MIRACLE LAVENDER MY MUMMY SAYS IM A MIRACLE REGINALD MY DADDY SAYS IM HIS SPECIAL LITTLE GUY ALICE I AM A MR WORMWOOD starts to drag MATILDA off stage. She doesnt really care what I do, Matilda said a little sadly. You seem smart. When I grow up . [He titters.] Agatha Trunchbull: If you are having fun, you are not learning. All together, now! << My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children at all. MATILDA MISS TRUNCHBULL Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE! 3 30 9:17, suspect exits domicile. MISS TRUNCHBULL Its a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. On the way to work, We've no evidence! WebMatilda is the titular character and the protagonist of Roald Dahls Matilda. Harry Wormwood: *~!hrp"q \\d 0*;E!Tsy-%)G,5{ (When I grow up, when I grow up) What? It is the odour of rebellion. . Story? /MediaBox [ 0 0 612 792 ] /Parent 1 0 R . Where'd all this come from? Wrong is right. You see, maggots, in this world, there are two types of human being. Upon the net is the word "DISCIPLINE".]. And if she does, I will have her fired! But every human being is unique, for better or for worse. That mums don't think are fun. Now, get in there and stay in there, you nasty little creep! You have to put it right . [her car has broken down] /T 61521 MICHAEL runs out and grabs a giant trash can. Mrs Phelps! I expect youre wondering what Im talking about? MR WORMWOOD enters, dancing. Using revolting rhymes. [to MATILDA] And you with your stupid books and your stupid reading - get off to bed, you little bookworm. I like you, Matilda. . MATILDA Exactly. Like I've sailed [looking at a portrait of her father] [He dances with her, twirling her around.]. Before she can make it off stage, she turns around.] MATILDA Harry Wormwood: You know what I'm going to do tomorrow? And there, just like I said: What is the matter with you? MATILDA Stop talking now, darling. U - S - I - N - G. There's a newt inside my . . She was deciding that she would go herself and have a secret talk with Matildas mother and father as soon as possible. Matilda: And I should warn you: It has silent letters. ], SERGEI You can't put us all in the Chokey! MATILDA I live in a cage, Harry! [CHILDREN MR WORMWOOD walks over to a small book cart and starts throwing books over his shoulder, and MICHAEL catches them in the trash can. What is the main theme of the book Matilda? - eNotes.com Matilda! That's not what he says. endstream Harry Wormwood: . Just write. From the creators of SparkNotes, something better. Matilda (1996) - Quotes - IMDb MRS PHELPS If you don't, I will get you. Miss Honey says shes not surprised, Would not have made it through AP Literature without the printable PDFs. Ten seconds! I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. nothing to fear. Matilda, by Roald Dahl Are you enjoying school? You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! MISS TRUNCHBULL And it was the most scrumptious cake in the entire world. What? The OLDER KIDS bring in a tall ladder, a trampoline, a gymnastic platform, and a mattress. Harry Wormwood: Wormwood: Matildas self-absorbed, over-the-top, negligent mother; an amateur ballroom dancer. MISS TRUNCHBULL It's writing something. The ESCAPOLOGIST approaches MISS HONEY from behind and places a hand on her shoulder. But Matilda being able to magically move the chalk and imitate the voice of Miss Honeys dead father is bound to disturb any child. MISS TRUNCHBULL She jumps into her characteristic pose, fists poised on her hips, head tilted high and to the right. You didn't think you could push us too far, A bit of phys-ed will tell us Jenny: I love it here! No. 0000060372 00000 n Look! do something. . MISS HONEY MISS HONEY . A small, ratty man. /Annots [ 26 0 R 27 0 R 28 0 R 29 0 R 30 0 R 31 0 R ] What was my profit for the day? MATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES - Truckee Community You think . MATILDA: And so they I chose looks.. Four seconds. The Chokeys were immediately destroyed, and a new headmistress took over. I think we all better go home while we still can. Photographs of my mother and father, and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. AAAAAAAHHHH! On our lovely bumferlies, I'm telling you, I didn't do it! I think youd better ask her., Id rather not, Matilda said. Look, I don't have time for all these legalities! All I know is that years of being bullied by that woman made me . YouMustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. Quite the contrary. If you sit around and let them get on top, you Harry Wormwood: Lissy Doll, I called her. Some miss their landing. MISS TRUNCHBULL Do you want to hear the next part of the story? But he agreed, and I've lived here ever since. MRS PHELPS Come on, put em up. Who the Dickens is Charles Dickens? Cake. MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA is standing facing the books, with a collection of books in her hand. Let Matilda stay here! Well, not exactly, but, er . MATILDA rolls out the other side of the bed as the shape of a little girl rises from beneath the covers. Agatha Trunchbull: TOMMY and HORTENSIA lead the ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST onto the stage, carrying flames. She hadnt moved. She decided that every time her father or her mother was beastly to her, she would get her own back in some way or another. Struggling with distance learning? I will get you like you got me. /Interpolate true [She grabs the books from MISS HONEY's hands.] One, two, three, four. When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home, I had to leave all my treasures behind. . You did this! And I am warm. | Agatha Trunchbull: One for each and every one of you! Behind him, the scene changes to MATILDA's bedroom. - Others are less emotional. One hundred and fifty-five old bangers on my hands. The trees you get to climb Complete your free account to access notes and highlights. Nobody but me is gonna change my story All I know, I learnt from telly. Are you being smart with me? MATILDA MISS HONEY . The answers to We sing revolting songs, Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. Here we are, my heartstrings! Take out your hockey stick and use it as a sword! MRS PHELPS [to his partner] All you need to fill your muffin, And when I grow up, How dare you bring those words into my classroom, madam! Mr. Wormwood: Harry Wormwood: These answers that come into my mind, unbidden; And so, they prepared themselves for the most dangerous feat that had ever been performed. Zinnia Wormwood: Just how clever of a fellow I am. That a picture tells a thousand words. MISS TRUNCHBULL makes as though to erase the letters, but is bullied off the steps on the stage and disappears. And her name was Miss Honey! Adopt me, Miss Honey! very lucky to have you as his daughter. Oh yeah, huh, well, uh Agatha Trunchbull: And when I grow up, pathetic! Most people who get Ten minutes later, the Russians show up. Michael: Get in the car, Melinda! google_color_link="000000"; Matilda, you promised me you wouldn't go back in that house again. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. [Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey]. Yes, I am afraid my daughter is quite rude. Miss Honey: CHILDREN and OLDER KIDS ERIC stands on his chair and turns around. Living in revolting times. You've nothing to fear. And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. A carnival freak 1 Min. There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign. And my heart is pounding Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night, and I think Agatha Trunchbull: /Lang (en-US) MATILDA I am here, little girl. Strong comedic actor, singer & dancer needed. Who you been talking to? The dribbling and the spittling, . he smashed the door open! Two seconds. Zinnia Wormwood: [She walks off stage. MATILDA lies face-down on her bed. If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished. 4-5 Min. You don't let me talk to people! You big, fat, bully! . It sways from side to side and then tips over. . . /O 5 She simply refused to let the matter rest where it was. HORTENSIA I will eat sweets every day, Chocolate cake. [She takes a drink of water.] You believe in kindness, and fluffiness, and books, and stories . endobj And my father was . All in all, Joanna's scenario would result in virtually all life dying out pretty fast. Now go watch TV like a good kid. >> Magnus. If she'd like to stay with me, that is. [to AMANDA] Quiet, maggots, when I'm speaking! It is 2L84U. Or a pause in a walk in the woods. [She hesitantly starts counting on her fingers. CHILDREN* She was mean and cruel and horrible like you can hardly imagine. Nothing can hurt you. Before they get too far, NIGEL stands up on his desk. . The next two verses overlap. Zinnia Wormwood: Yeah, they do. MATILDA MICHAEL is wearing a sombrero and RUDOLPHO carries an inflatable alligator. WebShow on the Road presentsMatilda Libretto 3 ACT ONE SCENE ONE [A birthday party. It's . Harry Wormwood: Harry Wormwood: Crush that little weasel! "Love our daughter with all your heart. This little girl . Agatha Trunchbull: Almost the speed of light, I'm great! From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! Home sweet home. Fantastico! Ugh, I feel like spewin'. These are toads. To read? Scene 9: The Library (after This ], MATILDA And there is nowhere I would rather be. I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. There is no mystery to mastering You can adopt me. It's your life! On the way back, I find a newt. For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. Don't let them throw them away. "This demon! MR WORMWOOD slams the door and leaves. Matilda was never again able to move things with her eyes. PDFs of modern translations of every Shakespeare play and poem. Wow! [hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda] From Bad to Worse - TV Tropes What've we done to deserve a child like you? google_ad_width=120; . Please don't cry. I will have treats every day, . Except for the ones at the ends of her little fingers. and crucially, it gives them head lice of the soul. Yes, you! /CropBox [ 0 0 612 792 ] When lights go up again, there are four swings hanging from the rafters. You see, I . PDF downloads of all 1725 LitCharts literature guides, and of every new one we publish. Thought you'd pay me back, didn't you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster. And I . Matilda: For children who aren't listening;
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